Oh fuck this is funny. Alex!!! DO IT!!!!!

What is your name? Krysy

Which of your parents gives the best hugs? Mum

Where were you born? South Australia

What is the name of the last book you read spelled backwards? seirots emitdeb fo seirusaert a

What is the last thing you watched on tv? Bones

How old is your grandmother? 94

Do you believe in the importance of good oral health? sorta

Apart from your birth month, which month is your favourite? October

Write 1 or 2 lines from your favourite song. What am I gonna do, when the best part of me was always you, and, what am I s'osed to say when I'm all choked up that you're ok.

At what age would you like to retire? Is 35 possible?

Name a character on a cartoon/children's show that tv could do without. Bart Simpson

At what age do you believe it is okay to start dating? 18, boys are pure trouble in teen years LoL!

Who is you role model? Xena the warrior princess!

What are you five favourite flavours? Caramel, Vanilla, chocolate, lychee, iced-coffee.

What is your favourite number? 19

Give a number from 1-100. 95

Write one wierd thing about you? I sing... loudly, when i'm alone...

What is the last sentence you said before you started reading this question? "Holy Shit, that's impossible!"

Who is one of your favourite family members? my sister

Name one thing you did today. i read fanfiction

What is your favourite food? Mac n Cheese

Turn around. What is the first thing that catches your eye? my half-empty pack of smokes

Write a line from a cheer/ rap song/Christmas carol that you know. “Dashing through the cum, With a dildo in my bum… Jacking of we go, and screaming while we come!”

“Condoms in a box, and lots of funky socks… Oh what fun it is to hum while sucking off hard cocks! Oh! Squeaky beds, squeaky beds, squeaking while we fuck… Oh what fun it is to hum and watch me while I come… Hey!” (borrowed from someone on ff.net)

Find a book. Let it fall open. Write the first two sentences you see. Once upon a time, there lived a young girl named Little Red Riding Hood, now she was a smart girl who never talked to strangers, but one day...

Write the chorus of a Country and Western/Rock/R&B song you know. Some folks think I'm trouble, Bad with a capital B, If I bust your bubble, Shamey, Shamey, Shame on me...

Now here comes the good part! Use the answers that you just got from those questions to answer these questions.

What is your name? Krysy

Who told you that lie? Mum

When the aliens threw you off the space ship, where did you land? South Australia

What name did the aliens give you? seirots emitdeb fo seirusaert a (meaning, the sacred wise one)

When you were in you underwear, with a towel around your neck like a cape, pretending to fly around you room, what show's theme song did you use as your super hero song? Bones

How many flies flew past your mouth this morning? 94 (so that's that bad taste in my mouth...)

So, you swallowed the rest? sorta

You took your last bath in... October

When you caught your boyfriend putting on your makeup, what did you tell him? What am I gonna do, when the best part of me was always you, and, what am I s'osed to say when I'm all choked up that you're ok? (LMAO)

How many times have you broken out of prison? Is 35 possible? (I guess it is, I'm a master!)

What does you ideal man look like? Bart Simpson (no comments)

On a scale of 1-30, you are a __ on the kinky radar. 18, boys are pure trouble in teen years LoL!

Who is your crush dating instead of you? Xena the warrior princess! LoL! (I see, that cheater!.. no, no Xena, you can have it, no objection, please put the sword away!)

If you were to be strung up and beaten like a pinata, what kind of candy would come out? Caramel, Vanilla, chocolate, lychee, iced-coffee. (I'm tasty!)

How old were you when you were born? 19 (aww, mum, i feel sorry for you)

On a scale of 1-100, you are a __ on the sexy radar. 95

Why are the neighbours calling the police? I sing... loudly, when i'm alone...

You are at the bus stop and David Boreanaz walks up to you. What do you say to him? "Holy Shit, that's impossible!"

Who told me to ask you these questions? My sister

Why are you on the 10 most wanted list? i read fanfiction

What do you sneakers smell like? Mac n Cheese

A thief breaks into your house. What did he come for? my half-empty pack of smokes (lol suck shit!)

You hit your toe on a stone. In a rage, you exclaim: “Dashing through the cum, With a dildo in my bum… Jacking of we go, and screaming while we come!”

“Condoms in a box, and lots of funky socks… Oh what fun it is to hum while sucking off hard cocks! Oh! Squeaky beds, squeaky beds, squeaking while we fuck… Oh what fun it is to hum and watch me while I come… Hey!”

What is your philosophy in life: Once upon a time, there lived a young girl named Little Red Riding Hood, now she was a smart girl who never talked to strangers, but one day...

Dr. Gregory House is your substitute teacher for science. He asks you a question and you get up and say "Sir... Some folks think I'm trouble, Bad with a capital B, If I bust your bubble, Shamey, Shamey, Shame on me...